2009 - 2014: I live in Washington, DC or Baltimore. I work in social media, and then I work at a non-profit alternative art space. I slowly realize that pretty much everything is mostly networking, which hurts my feelings.
2007 - 2009: I win a fellowship and live in a suburb of Tokyo. I grow tired of soy sauce, which is strange because I've eaten it my entire life.
2003 - 2007: I attend a liberal arts college, with the prescience that Future Me can respond to someone who hasn't heard of my school with "Oh, you don't watch Girls?
1991 - 2003: I am growing near the Blue Ridge Mountains.